Search Engine Terms and my Blog!

There are search engine terms and there are search engine terms which lead to your blog. WordPress has a neat way of representing clicks, search engine terms etc. that lead readers to your blog. Now, I would not have complained if terms like ‘brilliant writer’, ‘awesome posts’ lead to my blog. However, over a period of time, I have realised that I am known for something else on the blogosphere – and not necessarily what I write. Herein, I give a glimpse of the ’embalming’ search engine terms that lead to my blog –

1) Hindi Non-veg stories – Now, what in the world did I write on my blogs for the search engine to direct someone to my blog using this phrase? Hindi? My limited knowledge tells me that I write my blogs in English and my spoken hindi is actually not hindi at all but a distorted form of hindi known only to the chosen few. Non-veg – I only wish I could write (human mind is a bubble of ideas – if you get the hint), but I restrained uncontrollably. And yet, this search engine accuses my blog of ‘A’ category – I protest but I don’t know where and how to!!. (In fact, as I write – my friend informs me that someone searched for ‘Labrador Porn’ and the reader was directed to his blog. Uh!).

2) Tips for arranged marriage – I get more of this ‘marriage’ stuff directing readers to my blog. ‘Tips for arranged marriage’, ‘cynical marriage’, ‘arranged marriage gone sour’, ‘successful love marriage’…you get the drift, right? As much as you readers have loved the humor of such blogs (and I have enjoyed writing them), ‘Tips and Tricks’ is taking things a little too far πŸ™‚ (As they say, and I have never understood ‘they’ as usual – There are no shortcuts to success! πŸ™‚ ). ‘Tips for arranged marriage’…hmm…gives me an idea of starting a marriage counseling firm. You advise, they listen, you get paid, they get thrashed – how simple is that?! πŸ˜‰

It’s a different matter that KS and JB have accused me of being slightly cynical on certain topics, especially this one – and have vowed to inform this first thing to my future wifey wherever she might be.
Message to future wifey: You know what they say right! Lies, Damned Lies and Kiran’s friends statements about him!!
Message to KS and JB: Hey, I am not cynical ya! I am only optimistically challenged! πŸ˜‰

3) Relationships and Conversations – See my point of marriage counseling?! I told you that I was good at it πŸ™‚ There is more to it than meets the eye – or something like that. Never understood what that meant again, but it is, I am toldΒ a very profound statement to make. Actually, it should be more like relationships, friendships, courtships and many other ships which have sunk already or are barely afloat and conversations πŸ™‚ . This one search term is slightly relevant though, to be honest.

4) Rationing – Rationing? Here I thought, I was trying to decipher some of the deepest human emotions(Rational vs Rationalizing) and the search engine term says ‘rationing’?? As if, I was writing from Serbia where even the bread crump and peppermint are rationed or Zimbabwe where even freedom of speech is rationed?? Profundity has been mistaken as Triviality (or maybe it’s true? πŸ™‚ )

P.S –

1) I digress but what’s up with these New Year resolutions? A randomn date which would make you resolute? Funny, sometimes!

2) Latest joke heard during some corporate training on SAP in a X company (am told the company is in Delhi)

Trainer – So, what do you think is the difference between PERL, PYTHON and AJAX?
Trainee from Bihar – Sir, Gaali mat do sir, abhi bol de raha hu!!!
Trainer – Ok, so do you know anything about ABAP programming?
Trainee from Bihar – Abbey, abhi baap pe kyun jaa raha hai be???

πŸ˜›

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2 comments so far

  1. Procrastinx on

    Hindi Non Veg stories? Long time since i have heard a term like that. Swearing has become so open these days that you don’t need words like ‘non-veg’ and ‘double-meaning’ to signify something else :). But Labrador Porn seems to be a blog favorite. Some one else may be Jai Arjun Singh also mentioned the same.

  2. Kiran on

    @Procastinx – Human weirdness..er..creativity knows no bounds (there were lot more terms which I couldn’t put up in this blog πŸ˜‰ ) hmm…so, bloggers of the world, unite against ‘Labrador porn’, eh? πŸ˜›


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